You want our stapler? Over our dead cubicle. This protest shirt reclaims the battle cry of defiance with a twist only a true government worker (or Office Space aficionado) will understand. Featuring a red stapler beneath a bold star and stripes, this design is for the quiet rebels, the paper-pushing patriots, and the ones holding the system together with tape, spite, and sheer moral clarity.
Wear it to the agency. The hearing. The happy hour.
🗂 Product Details:
Style: Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex crewneck — soft, breathable, and ready for bureaucratic battle
Fit: Modern retail cut with side seams and a tear-away tag (fits true to size)
Print: DTG-printed with distressed texture for vintage vibes — water-based inks that hold up over time
Origin: Printed to order in Texas and shipped in recyclable packaging
Care Tips: Wash inside-out with cold water · Tumble dry low or hang dry · Avoid bleach
This protest shirt was made for the one who files FOIA requests before breakfast. For the desk warriors. The unsung defenders of democracy. Come and take it.
