The revolution will be collated.
This protest shirt puts a bold, retro twist on quiet resistance. Featuring a red stapler front and center against a backdrop of red, white, and blue stripes, it’s for every fed, freelancer, and freedom-lover who's done being silent — and still filing everything in triplicate.
Call it satirical patriotism or bureaucratic badassery — either way, it hits.
🧷 Product Details:
Style: Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex crewneck — soft, structured, and freedom-ready
Fabric: 100% Airlume ringspun cotton (4.2 oz) — ethically milled for smooth, lasting wear
Fit: Retail cut with side seams and a tear-away label (true-to-size)
Print: DTG-printed with rich reds, deep navy, and a creamy parchment overlay — designed to last
Origin: Printed to order and shipped from Texas in recyclable, eco-conscious packaging
Care Tips: Machine wash cold, inside-out · Tumble dry low or hang dry · No bleach
This protest shirt was made for the one holding the line and the laminator.
Stand tall. Stamp documents. Stay defiant.
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
